First Meeting / Icebreakers
- “Hi, I’m ______.”
- “Oh fuck! Are you okay?”
- “Crap! Sorry about that! Wasn’t looking where I was going. Here, I’ll get you a new jacket…”
- “Need a ride?”
- “How are you?”
- “Seems like we’re gonna be stuck on this train for an extra three hours.”
- “What’s your name?”
- “Thank you.”
- “You just saved my life!”
- “Move the fuck out of my way.”
- “Watch where you’re going!”
- “Asshole.”
- “Would you like anything?”
- “You’re gorgeous.”
- “Do I know you?”
- “Uh, that’s my spot.”
- “Oh, God, sorry! Let me buy you a new one.”
- “Is that your dog? He is so CUTE!”
- “Here, take my seat. You look tired.”
- “Checking in?”
- “Can I sit here?”
- “May I buy you a drink?”
- “I can spot you, if you want.”
- “How’d you even get stuck in a locker, anyway?”
- “Can you turn it down?! Some of us are trying to sleep!”
- “Hi, I’m your new roommate.”
- “I think I found your dog. Is he yours?”
- “You look cold, take my jacket.”
- “Hey, I think the mailman gave me your mail by mistake? [Name], right?”
- “You’ve had a guy/girl over every night this week! And you’re really loud! You know how I know? I know because I live below you!”
- “So, your kid apparently punched my kid in the face.”
- “Bride or groom?”
- “Can you switch seats with me? I can’t see!”
- “Okay, look, if you’re gonna be airsick, aim the other way.”
- “[Sir/Ma'am], if you don’t stop being rude to me, I’m going to give you decaf.”
- “Don’t drink that! I saw some guy slip something in there.”
- “Hey, is he bothering you?”
- “Don’t give up your day job.”
- “…Dude, your fly’s down.”
- “I think you have the wrong number.”
- “I’m [muse’s child]’s teacher.”
- “[Muse’s child/younger sibling] was in my yard again!”
- “Get out of here! This is my hiding spot!”
- “YOUR STUPID MUTT RIPPED UP MY YARD AGAIN!”
- “SHUT UP. And learn to stay on key.”
- “Good Evening/Afternoon/Morning/Day/Night.”
- “Watch where you’re going!”
- “Is this seat taken?”
- “Here you dropped this.”
- “You remind me of someone.”
- “Will you be taking this?”
- “May I take your order?”
- “How are you?”
- “You look familiar, have we met before?”
- “Be careful next time.”
- “Hey, could you help me?”
- “Help me!”
- “I’m so sorry!”
- “Are you alright?!”
- “I know we’ve never met, but I think you’re beautiful.”
- “I think I may have seen you before…”
- “Hey! Watch it!”
- “Oh my god are you okay?”
- “Have we met…?”
- “Were you at that one party?”
- “Remember me?”
- “I know you don’t know me but I love your shirt.”
- “Quick, pretend to look like you’re talking to me.”
- “Hey, is that your dog?”
- “Service takes forever here.”
- “Don’t mean to sound cliche, but do you come here often?”
- “I wouldn’t sit there if I were you.”
- “This is gonna be a long plane ride.”
- “Can you turn that music down?”
- “People are trying to sleep!”
- “I’m your new neighbor.”
- “Is that who I think it is?”
- “Be quiet!”
- “Is that your son/daughter?”
- “I’ve read about you.“
- “Are you following me?”
- “Hey, watch where you’re going.”
- “You look vaguely familiar…”
- “I don’t know who you are but you don’t strike me as the trustworthy type.”
- “I don’t know what you want but you’d better fuck off before I make you.”
- “Sorry but I’m new around here, would you mind giving me pointers?”
- “Strange to see a fresh face around here.”
- “Hey you. It’s dangerous to be walking around here, you should leave.”
- “Do you need help with that?”
- “Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?”
- “Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.”
- “See my friends over there? They wanna to know if you think I’m cute.
- “Hey handsome/beautiful.”
- “You might be new, but you’re looking at the top dog around here.”
- “Sorry but I’m not interested in your offer.”
- “Are you as cold as you seem or do you always walk around like you own the place?”
- “What’s wrong? You look like you’ve seen a ghost.”
- “The answer is no by the way, to whatever you’re about to say.”
- “Don’t bother, I’m busy.”
- “No no no, this can’t be right. You shouldn’t be here.”
- “It’s you, isn’t it?”
- “Happy to see me again?”
- “It’s been so long since we’ve last parted, hm? We have some catching up to do.”
- “You looking to start a fight or something?”
- “Did you think I wouldn’t notice you watching me?”
- “Us meeting wasn’t an accident.”
- “Hey hey, no need for that I’d just like to talk.”
- “Why the hostility? Do you treat every stranger this way?”
- “I see no one has ever bothered to teach you manners.”
- “Come with me, no time to explain!”
- “Look, you’re in danger. You need to do as I say.”
- “Are these guys bothering you?”
- “Hey, leave him/her alone!”
- “You look tired. Need a ride?”
- “Shit shit, are you okay?!”
- “Give me your belongings and you won’t get hurt. Sound fair?”
- “Well look what the cat dragged in.”
- “Never thought I’d see your face again.”
- “Are you drunk? Hey, you can’t be walking around like that, be careful!”
- “You look like bad news….”
- “I hope I’m not being too straightforward, but are you single?”
- “Nice to meet you.”
- “Hello!”
- “Oh! Sorry! I didn’t mean to bump into you!“
- “Hey, uh, do you happen to know where a diner is? I’m lost and hungry.”
- “You new in town? You have that ‘lost puppy’ look.”
- “How are you doing today?”
- “Whoa, that’s a really cool jacket/dress/shirt! Where’d you get it?”
- “So, my friend and I can’t choose who wins. I need your opinion. Who would win in a fight, cavemen or astronauts?”
- “I like your beard.”
- “So… about Madonna… how old is too old?”
- “Is the line always this long at this coffee shop?”
- “Did you know… -insert random fact your muse would say here-”
- “Do you know where the nearest coffee house is? I’m in desperate need of a pick me up.”
- “On a scale of 1 to 10, how likely would me landing a date with you be…”
- “Can I buy you a drink?”
- “Mind if I join you?”
- “I know it’s super weird to approach strangers, but I think I’d disappoint myself if I didn’t at least say hello while I had the chance.”
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“You know that look indoor cats get when they finally escape the house, then immediately regret it? That look is written all over you face right now… You okay?”